Everyone Has Their Own Agenda
18 Short Aspiring what-do-you-call-it
Reblogged from sprinkleofglitr, Posted by vzxy.
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 
Reblogged from cuteys, Posted by wanttosharetheguilt.
Reblogged from cuteys, Posted by zay4ik.

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: antivanitas)

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

(Source: pyralspite)

Reblogged from geeko-spfx, Posted by xchickengirlx.
kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

lacigreen:

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE